Work or Prison, I’ll let you decide!


  1. @Prison You spend most of your time in a 10 x 10 cell.
  2. @Work You spend most of your time in a 6 x 6 cubicle.

 

  1. @Prison You get three fully paid for meals each day.
  2. @Work You get one short meal break and you have to buy it.

 

  1. @Prison For good behavior you get time off.
  2. @Work For good behavior you get more work.

 

  1. @Prison The guard unlocks and locks all of the doors for you.
  2. @Work You have to carry a magnetic card and open the doors yourself.

 

  1. @Prison You can spend the day playing games and watching TV.
  2. @Work Watch TV or play a game and they fire you.

 

  1. @Prison You get your own toilet.
  2. @Work You share a toilet with people who pee on the seat.

 

  1. @Prison They allow friends and family to visit.
  2. @Work You aren’t even allowed to call friends and family.

 

  1. @Prison All of your expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part.
  2. @Work You pay all expenses to go to work where they deduct a lot of taxes to pay for things for the prisoners.

 

  1. @Prison You spend most of your time behind bars wanting to get out.
  2. @Work You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars.

 

  1. @Prison You must deal with sadistic fellow inmates and wardens.
  2. @Work there call collegues
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About matthewlewisdisplays

We are a small balloon company based in Coventry. We specialize in balloon decoration and balloon printing. We have our own balloon printing machines & print on Qualatex latex balloons from 9" to 36" as well as 4ft & 5.5ft Chloroprenes in single colour and foils balloons from 18" , 20" and 36" in multi colour. We also have a full digital print arm to the company supplying business stationary and balloon race labels. As for me I'm self motivated, love my job and private life. Im married to Traci, have two children Joshua (Josh) and Harriet (Harribo) and two dogs, Midnight is a black Labrador and Zara is a black shaggy coated Labradoodle. My main hobby is fishing which I find very relaxing and I can be found with a rod in my hand most Sundays (Weather permitting). I also run a quiz every Monday evening in the pub I live next door to raising money for SANDS My balloon decorating career started many moons ago in 1989. I was introduced to Qualatex balloons just after that, passed my CBA in 1994 and have never looked back since. My work has taken me length and breath of England and into Europe working on large scale decor at Euro Disney in Paris and as well as Alacante in Spain and more recently appearing on the hit TV show "Idiot Abroad" staring Karl Pilkington & Warwick Davis on location in Macedonia for the 3rd and final series. My passion for balloons and balloon decoration continues to grow and I am a great believer that to be the best you need to use the best so Qualatex are my first and only balloon I use for large scale WOW factor decor. Their education and training are second to none and their vast array of products tick all the right boxes in the creative juices department.
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